18 Sep 1939, the day that the Polish government fled to Romania for fear of the Nelson Bay hashers.
18 Sep 1939, the day William Joyce (Lord Haw haw) made his first propaganda broadcast for the Nelson Bay hash.
And, 18 Sep 2017, MATILDA sets a run from the Tuggeranong scout hut (A known Polish enclave).

CUNNING LINGUIST tried to give a run report but ended up relating the entire “linguist’ family history and forgot the reason he was actually there!!! He did state however, much to the gathered hashers chagrin, that the pack found it quite hard to keep up with a Nelson bay Hasher. (Ooops, a little bit of vomit just entered my mouth) and how GREASENIPPLE took a 2way into the lake.

SUELLEN gave a far superior walk report. Relating how the elite walkers left a trail of dead calories on the footpaths of Tuggeranong, followed a trail that was well marked and extra specially remarked by EASY and the BOOP, and got to the drink stop first, devoured three bags of chips and left the runners a crumbfest. The walkers also had the opportunity to witness some of Tuggeranong’s more famous tourist attractions such as the concrete donkey exhibition, the hanging gardens of Tuggeranong and the grotto of previously owned orchids.

WEATHERMAN actually came up with a Two line rhythm which actually made sense and didn’t push the boundaries of English Comprehension and pendantness. In celebration, the GM stopped any more verses from being sung and tainting the supreme perfectness of the moment.

This weeks VVRs were: STRAY PUSSY, SUNSHINE, CL, EASY.
GERBILS arrived, the fire dimmed, and was then charged for turning up because there was some STRAY PUSSY.
MEAT was charged for smartmouthing the GM. A SQUATTER look-a-like was charged for placing the wrong MATILDA on the web page.
SUNBEAM, who is a professional accountant, was charged for losing a dollar. CENTREFOLD was chastised for confusing the GM.
ANKLE BITER was charged for being a front runner.
MATILDA, the hare, was severely reprimanded for not setting trail past any Mr Fluffy houses. TWO FATHERS was castigated by
SUNSHINE for not inviting her to sleep in his mobile bordello.
STRAY PUSSY was discovered using a Mobile Phone. We sang the SUNSHINE SONG.
INFALLABLE was charged for setting a shit run in 1998. 2FATHERS was charged for being a car park hog.
SUNBEAM received the Piss Poor Payments (PPP) award The FRB went to SCARLET for being an FRB.
POPTARt and SEEDLESS were charged for having an affinity with the Woden Valley Choir.
MIGHTY APHODITE celebrated her 50th birthday by having her Appendix removed and getting septicaemia. Woo Hoo.

Runs: ANKLE BITER - 52, GERBILS - 580, SEEDLESS – 24.
Well done ANKLE BITER for keeping the fire bucket red hot despite GERBILS best efforts, and I would also like to warn any home 
renovators that there will be a Canberra wide shortage of wooden mouldings and quadrant for the next 7 - 9 weeks.

On On and take care fellow hashers